plandicapped 

Someone who is incapable of making plans.

"Brandon just texted me that he's busy tomorrow morning, essentially ruining the plans we had. That fucking guy is plandicapped,"

plandicapped by Topfish July 8, 2018

Klandicapped 

A KKK member who is paralyzed from the waist down

“I heard the klandicapped retard could stand for the klan meeting so they kicked him out.”

Klandicapped by Niggerkicker9000 January 9, 2023

Pandicapped

An individual who lacks the basic culinary skills and sensibilities necessary in the preparation of 'just add water' boxed pancakes.

Amiee (currently a culinary arts major), having an absurd late-night craving, decided to whip up some pancakes. After choosing the wrong mixing bowl size, spilling batter, and asking 'what do I add?' (to a mix that clearly states on the box: 'just add water'), she was dubbed 'Pandicapped' by those around her.

Pandicapped by pandicappedpapa June 15, 2010