plandicapped 

Someone who is incapable of making plans.

"Brandon just texted me that he's busy tomorrow morning, essentially ruining the plans we had. That fucking guy is plandicapped,"

plandicapped by Topfish July 8, 2018

Klandicapped 

A KKK member who is paralyzed from the waist down

“I heard the klandicapped retard could stand for the klan meeting so they kicked him out.”

Klandicapped by Niggerkicker9000 January 9, 2023

Pandicapped

An individual who lacks the basic culinary skills and sensibilities necessary in the preparation of 'just add water' boxed pancakes.

Amiee (currently a culinary arts major), having an absurd late-night craving, decided to whip up some pancakes. After choosing the wrong mixing bowl size, spilling batter, and asking 'what do I add?' (to a mix that clearly states on the box: 'just add water'), she was dubbed 'Pandicapped' by those around her.

Pandicapped by pandicappedpapa June 15, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008