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Plain Pussy 

Plain pussy refers to a girl who would, or did have sex without any strings attached and no obligation to create a relationship. It also refers to the sex itself as in example 3. Plain Pussy could refer to the girl involved in a one night stand or a booty call.
1 "Those girls look like a couple of pain pussies"

2 "what do you want to do tonight?" "I want to go out and find some plain pussy"

3 "Dude! I have this friend at college and she gives me plain pussy all the time!!"
Plain Pussy by EE number 2 August 30, 2012
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Pussy Plan 

An inherent benefit of working a job that deals with things that women fawn over, which in turn aids in the process of sleeping with them.

While not technically considered to be an official benefit such as health care, dental, and paid vacations, the Pussy Plan is an extremely valuable bonus aspect of any line of work that crosses into a woman's realm of sentiment.
Jeremy: Your job comes with a Pussy Plan, doesn't it?
George: Yeah man, my job at the animal shelter is a chick magnet. Every girl with a soft spot for animals automatically opens her spot for my dick!
Pussy Plan by doggystyle789 January 13, 2010

male pussy pain 

when a man pusses out far more than a woman does about pain
imaginary male pussy pains where they tittbag about everything

Playin' with your pussy 

When you don't get shit done that was suppose to be done days ago. So you are laying around being lazy, pushing off what needs to be done, and playin' with yourself.
Another way to describe procrastination.
Friend #1: Ayo, we gotta get this project done by the end of the week to make some big bread.

Friends #2: Ight bet, I got you. We gonna get this money and make it out the hood!
(Friend #2 goes to his room to play Grand Theft Auto every single day instead)
Friend #1: Maaaaannn! Quit playin' with your pussy!!

plaid-a-puss 

I felt like I was banging a school girl she had mad plaid-a-puss.
plaid-a-puss by natstwin March 12, 2010

Puss Plan 

A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.
Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.
Puss Plan by Brookside23 March 3, 2022