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(n.) A pimp with a few z's in the middle, you dumbass hoe. A pizzimp (or "pizzamp") refers to one who distributes prostitutes, or "hoes", amongst the masses for a fee. The term has also grown to include those who are simply "playalistic" (see term); these pizzimps need not necessarily distribute hoes, as they are simply pimp from birth. See also: Playa, player, nigga-wit-a-pimp-cane, pimp, Mr. Happiness, Gary Mar, Ian Racoma, and Paulito Calientico. NOTE: Can also be used as an adjective (see second example sentence).
1 (n.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is a PIZZIMP!!
2. (adj.). Dizzamn, nigga, Mr. Happiness is PIZZIMP!! (no article before "pizzimp".)
pizzimp by Paulito Calientico August 12, 2003
yo pass that pizzipe
Pizzipe by rhoda July 14, 2003
In a gun fight real or in a game when you are exchanging fire with one person and you are then shot in the back by another. Similar to monkey in the middle with guns. Also When running after someone and getting shot from behind by another.
"wow i just pizzied Dave"
"F@$K i was hunting down Chris and got pizzied by Dave"
pizzied by eLeetSpartan June 23, 2007
To be extremely excited for upcoming events. Such as: sporting events, parties, and holidays.
Guy Number 1: Are you ready for this party?!?!?

Guy Number 2: Hell yea! I'm pizzumped!!!
pizzumped by garTITS December 15, 2009
Bro, I just gave Martha Jane the pizzipe!
Pizzipe by Daddy253 August 26, 2019
Damn,Ponyboy, you are the pizzimps of all pizzimps. I would sure like to sex your body
pizzimp by Ponyboy August 3, 2003