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Pizza Bitch 

The person riding shotgun to and from the pizza store. Their job is to hold the pizza so that it doesn't slide or get ruined. This can also be done by them riding in the trunk if your girlfriend/boyfriend wants shotgun.
I'm hungry, lets get some pizza. Come on pizza bitch your riding shotgun.
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pizza bitch 

a pizza bitch is one of those stupid anorexic hos who needs to get over herself and eat some fucking food. you're too damn skinny.
Dude A: "Dude, you check Mary out recently? Pretty bangin', huh?"
Dude B: "What the fuck are you talking about, man? She's a fucking pizza bitch. She looks like a skeleton"
pizza bitch by julianblaise February 7, 2009

pizza bitch 

The ho that works the counter in a pizza shop. She let's all the nasty pizza cooks hit. Flirts and try's to fuck all the customers. Gives hand jobs on the daily to the delivery driver and gives blow jobs for rides home.
If your hungare and horn go fuck the pizza bitch.
pizza bitch by twentyseven 27 January 16, 2015

pizza bitch 

Someone who has a missing left nut, and works for a pizza store to make up the for the lost weight
<BagofPot> Pizza Bitch := BagofPot, the poor schmuck who has to deliver a pizza to Dallas now. And won't get a tip either.
pizza bitch by computer bitch November 11, 2004

Pizza bitch 

A pizza Bitch is a dry bitch whose only source of humor comes from common white girl’s twitter page. A pizza bitch’s favorite quote is “buy me pizza and touch my butt” and even thinks she is special for liking pizza, an American favorite.
I can’t stand hanna anymore, she’s such a pizza bitch

Pizza Hut That Bitch 

Whilst engaged in sexual intercourse with a female, it is the act of spinning a "bitch" around like pizza dough, and forcefully throwing her back down.
"Hey Joe, how was your weekend?"
"It was great. I met this wonderful woman at Olive Garden! We hit it off so well, that I took her home and PIZZA HUT THAT BITCH!"

Netflix and pizza bitches 

Young, self-loathing women who brag about being lonely and having Netflix and pizza as their only friends in an attempt to be funny but ending up making people feel bad for them.
"Hahahaha I'm SO lonely all I do is watch Netflix and eat pizza all day! I also have daddy issues...HAHAHAHA!"-Sally, one of many Netflix and pizza bitches.
Netflix and pizza bitches by ToiletBB September 19, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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