pitty fuck 

A scenario where two people fuck, usually one is better looking than the other and alot of alchol is involved. Pitty fucking is actually a sport in some countries and can be seen late night on ESPN 19.

Damn last night was crazy I pitty fucked this fugly cunteen!

pitty fuck by BillC July 29, 2006

Pitty Fuck 

The act of giving a male, or anyone with a penis, a hand-job with one's armpit. Moving in a fast, fire starting, motion. Not to be confused with 'pity fuck'.

Man, that girl gave one mean pitty fuck.

"That girl just blew my mind" "what happened bro?" "she pitty fucked the shit out of me"

Girls who pitty fuck are slores.

Pitty Fuck by b@11$@ng@ August 8, 2011

pity-fuck 

Anytime a person chooses to have sexual intercourse with another person for the sole purpose of getting that person through an awkward or sad moment. Typically there is no actual interest romantically in that person, but the idea of engaging in intercourse is not horrifying and almost a bit sporty. The giver goes through the motions of actual romance without any actual feelings.

Sally felt bad for Jim during his visit after the loss of his girlfriend several weeks earlier, and while nothing she tried that afternoon could snap him out of his sadness, she decided to give him a pity-fuck which would show him that happiness could be found again.

pity-fuck by MarkfromCalif August 6, 2006

pity fuck 

when a girl fucks you out of shere pity...awwww

suprisingly, most guys are not very upset when they find out it was a pity fuck, i mean they still got a piece of ass

pity fuck by Mike Perugini December 7, 2006

pity-fuck 

To have sex with someone for reasons stemming from pity rather than desire. The phrase allows a range of implications from concern about the unfulfilment of the fuckee or feelings of superiority over them.

Kate came round last night and looked so dejected, I had to pity-fuck her.

pity-fuck by neur October 10, 2007

pity fuck 

fuck from sense of pity for another person

Damn ugly she was, but finding out about her being dumped, I decided to give her a pity fuck

pity fuck by gutmiko October 12, 2010

pity fuck 

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.

Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.

pity fuck by Jake February 4, 2004