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pittsburgh option

(n) A form of suicide that involves entering a sports bar in the city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania in full Baltimore Ravens garb, and defecating on a Terrible Towel. Death is said to be immediate.
John lost his penis. Hope he doesn't use the Pittsburgh option.
by Pittsburghtuna February 15, 2014
mugGet the pittsburgh optionmug.

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