Grounds for a beatdown

Noun. an action or actions an aggressor takes that gives respondent a fully acceptable reason to beat the aggressor into a hospital.
Guy 1: I heard the guy Stacy is dating hit her and her kid.
Guy 2: That's grounds for a beatdown. Let's fuck him up.
by Pittsburghtuna January 17, 2021
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pittsburgh option

(n) A form of suicide that involves entering a sports bar in the city of Pittsburgh Pennsylvania in full Baltimore Ravens garb, and defecating on a Terrible Towel. Death is said to be immediate.
John lost his penis. Hope he doesn't use the Pittsburgh option.
by Pittsburghtuna February 16, 2014
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Yeratowl

When a person in an argument attempts to shift blame to the opposing party using inaccurate equivalence.
P1: I can't believe you ate my sisters pudding in the fridge.
P2: It doesn't matter if I ate the pudding in the fridge, because you ate it first!
P1: Don't yeratowl me. You know I'm lactose intolerant!
by Pittsburghtuna August 20, 2019
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