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pit lizard 

Your local dirt track slut who’s after whatever driver, or crew, she can get with that week. Her main objective is to leave with a driver.
There she goes again, off with another driver. Damn pit lizard.
pit lizard by RacingQueen17 May 23, 2018

pit lizard 

a raunchy girl normally found in a NASCAR garage looking to pick up a good looking driver with lots of money.

see whore or skank.
Dude, have you seen Jr's ex girlfriend Kortnie? She's a total pit lizard!!
pit lizard by hurrikahne July 6, 2004

pit lizard 

a female groupie found in the sport of NASCAR. they are usually found in and around the pit area. they have a specific driver(s) (or driver's crew) picked out ahead of time and do everything in their power to have sex with them. they stalk them out and draw as much attention to themselves just to get noticed.
That group of girls standing by Kasey Kahne's pit box for the past 3 hours are obviously pit lizards.
pit lizard by A. Lurker January 26, 2007

pit lizard 

Female NASCAR groupie, typically with fake tan, fake tits and bad skin. Commonly found cruising the garage/pit area vainly searching for driver dick.
Check out that pit lizard waiting for Junior to show up, she's busted as hell.
pit lizard by MannyOrtez April 8, 2007

Pit Lizard 

A female who jumps from demolition derby driver to demolition derby driver.

She really gets around within the derby community.
I don't think you should do that man, she's a pit lizard for sure.

Also see: mud cricket, homie hopper, buckle bunny, lot lizard
Pit Lizard by THATbeeotch29 July 14, 2021

Pit lizard 

A women who walks around any race track pits supporting who ever just to sleep with them at the end of the night
Bro, Shay day is so ran through. She is such a pit lizard. She’s slept with every racer at mobile int’l and five flags
Pit lizard by Minute man July 27, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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