pisstistic

area of statistics covering the number of girls that i have slept with and then urinated on after drinking too much beer

After we broke up she became just another pisstistic.

by MO25 June 16, 2007

Pisstistity Level

A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:

1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.

A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.

His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.

by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010

Postistic

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)

I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!

by Big E Dude February 27, 2013

pusstastic

adjective describing the awesomness of a warm puss

Guy 1: "Dude macie was pusstastic last night"
Guy 2: "I know i went back for seconds"
pussy puss pusstastic cat vagina macie

by pussimane March 29, 2010

pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.

It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!

by testebestie January 4, 2017

Pissimistic

Pessimism that pisses others

My boss is a pissimistic guy.

by rajivre October 22, 2008

pissimistic

Having a pessimistic attitude that generally pisses off others around you.

Why is he always going around saying bad things about me? He's acting really pissimistic!

by AJbeta October 19, 2008