pisstistic
area of statistics covering the number of girls that i have slept with and then urinated on after drinking too much beer
pisstistic by MO25 June 16, 2007
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Pisstistity Level
A scale from 1 to 5 to explain to how loaded your fishing buddy was:
1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.
A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.
1. Lionel Hutz
2. Richard Burton
3. George Jones
4. Charles Buckowski
5. Shane Mcgowan.
A person is added to the scale to allow for a more graphic explaination.
His pisstistity level was like a 5. He would have given Shane Mcgowan a run for his money. We had to take the the bottle off him before he broke it over his bosses head.
Pisstistity Level by slightly sarcastic December 30, 2010
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Postistic
Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)
I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!
Postistic by Big E Dude February 27, 2013
pusstastic
Guy 1: "Dude macie was pusstastic last night"
Guy 2: "I know i went back for seconds"
pussy puss pusstastic cat vagina macie
Guy 2: "I know i went back for seconds"
pussy puss pusstastic cat vagina macie
pusstastic by pussimane March 29, 2010
pissamistic
It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!
pissamistic by testebestie January 4, 2017
Pissimistic
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