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piss poor plan 

A plan that is made with zero thought. It has no tangible structure. Normally the piss poor planning is realized only days before or during the event.
Garry is dead. We made a piss poor plan.
piss poor plan by the_red_blune October 30, 2014

Piss Poor Shot

This definition refers to a guy's inability to aim his cock when he's taking a piss. This lack of skill is quite apparent when the perp is done and there are yellow pee stains on the toilet rim and floor. Some douche bags don't even bother to lift the toilet seat and piss all over it as well. Ya gotta wonder when you see pools of pee on the floor in front of a urinal only a few inches from a dude's dick how he can manage to fuck that process up. Perhaps some day somebody will patent crosshairs for dicks so a sporting guy can practice his marksmanship.
Guys; don't be a piss poor shot. Aim your cock like you aim your Glock! - And remember to flush!
Piss Poor Shot by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

pissphoria 

n. The extreme feeling of relief and pleasure that comes from urinating after a prolonged period of restraint. Usually accompanied with involuntary sighs of bliss and contentment.
Keith intentionally held back his piss for several hours knowing the pissphoria would be worth it in the end.
pissphoria by ballbuster33 December 29, 2013
Extremely bad. Amongst the worst of the subject.
How would you rate our supermarket service?

1. Poor
2. Very poor
3. Extremely poor
4. Really quite amazingly poor
5. Words begin to fail me as to how poor
6. Buttock-clenchingly piss poor
piss poor by DrizzlyBear January 14, 2009
1)to be extremely broke (out of money)

2)a word to describe something that's inadequate.
1)im gonna be piss poor this month since i spent all my paycheck on crack.

2)I hired someone to paint my car but they did a piss poor job.
piss poor by mullett December 21, 2002
my computer is really slow I would go as far to say its piss poor
piss poor by twitterfan123456789 August 3, 2012
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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