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pisspants
pisspants by Ian McPharisee August 4, 2004
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pisspants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011
Pussypants
A guy who always pussies out at the last second, someone who has no guts. Generally these idiots have no supporters or friends.
Jim: Hey dude Harry said he was gonna jump off his garage, but he just hid in his room.
Joe: Dude, what a Pussypants.
Joe: Dude, what a Pussypants.
Pussypants by wordfinder756 June 9, 2010
pissantics
Now he says Ted Cruz' father assassinated JFK. Surely no one will vote for him after those kind of pissantics.
pissantics by such a Judge Reinhold January 31, 2018
pissant town
"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.
pissant town by dbrt February 16, 2009
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Pee Calculus
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