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Pussmuffin 

1)A person who is known as a general panzy, douche, tool, or anything of the sort.; Someone widely considered as a douche

2)A highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry muffin and topping it with the vaginal excrete taken from a woman before sex.
Guy 1- You know that tanner kid?!
Gut 2-Yeah man, he's a total pussmuffin. he totaly got his ass kicked friday!

Guy 1- Why the hell are you so happy?!
Guy 2- I just ate the best pussmuffin EVER man.
Guy 1- I'm Jealous!
Guy 2- You should be!
Pussmuffin by idfkwhattoputhere! November 17, 2010

Piss muffin

When you run out of insults so you resort to combining a verb and a noun.
You know what Anthony! your a damn piss muffin
Piss muffin by minkycok June 9, 2020

Piss Muffin

I can't wait for my wife to get home, so I can finger and taste her piss muffin!

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Piss Muffin by thurstyG February 2, 2010

missmuffin

Missmuffin As in Div
You did a MissMuffin!
missmuffin by Ben aka Cookie November 1, 2006

Pussymuffin

When your fisting your girlfriend and suddenly a muffin falls out of her vagina. warning: do not eat!!
man: "hey babe this awsome Pussymuffin just fell out of your vagina"
women: "oh dear, thats the second time today.."
Pussymuffin by EPiC Karr0t January 6, 2011

pigmuffin 

Fucking (pigmuffin) you ate all the conoli!
pigmuffin by BlintondaDon April 7, 2024
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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