missmuffin

Missmuffin As in Div

You did a MissMuffin!

missmuffin by Ben aka Cookie November 1, 2006

Miss Muffin 

A female crack smoker

The girl does more puffin than Miss Muffin

Miss Muffin by tuff puff February 23, 2004

MissMuffetTuffet

When you paint someones butt and expand it so it looks like a tuffet.

Damn, my girlfriend looked so hot once I gave her a MissMuffetTuffet!

MissMuffetTuffet by BlinkyGAINS November 7, 2016

mistmuffin 

A misty vagina, or a regular vagina

If she's naked, then she needs to put a towel down before she sits her mistmuffin on that seat.

mistmuffin by waowy March 17, 2010

pissmuffin 

a word used when attempting to insult someone, even though there are really no hard feelings

Why did you eat my brownie you pissmuffin?!

pissmuffin by Kala May 31, 2004

shmuffin muffin micmuffin 

The love of my life, something you call your boyfriend to make him smile

I call my boyfriend kevin shmuffin muffin micmuffin

shmuffin muffin micmuffin by ashlenrae July 25, 2011

mushmuffin

The full time lover of a 'working girl' unwilling to allow the hazards of his/her lovers occupation interfere with geuine romance. Often feigns sympathy for her many career related trials and tribulations in an effort to make her eventually realize she in fact is a spoiled little brat thats too good for the bus to work, but not for the hourly rate hotel when the time comes.

" yeah, I seen her the other day with her mushmuffin, bitching about everything, and he just sat there and listened to all her bullshit...I wouldn't have the patients for that..he's probably just happy he doesn't have a girl with a giant fupa, or chalupa for that matter, although its quite a suprise with all the candy bars she scarfs down.

mushmuffin by SnuzzlerScuzz October 14, 2016