pisskick

a very trusty personal psychic

Yes, I want to go on a walk tonight because my pisskick told me something good would happen tonight if I ventured out of the house.

or

Have you called your pisskick today?

by B@y August 12, 2006

pisskicker

One who is so completely retarded he attempts to kick his own piss. Hence, he is a pisskicker.

Dave: Man, I heard John was talkin' shit!
Mike: John? That faggot? Ah, he's a pisskicker!

by A. Hitler November 01, 2007