pissermist 

A pissed off pessimist who not only sees the negative side of things but is quite pissed at the prospects

Our team has not chance to make the damn finals and we're traveling 8 hrs to play 3 lousy games? Call me a pissermist!

pissermist by Sushiray May 15, 2015

Pisserfit

noun: When you get so mad you suddenly get the extreme urge to piss. This is very annoying, as someone who suffers from pisserfit can never stay around long enough to retaliate to whatever made them mad, as they have to quickly find a bathroom.

That dude just threw garbage all over Joey and then grabbed his girlfriend's butt, but Joey couldn't do a thing about it becuase he got so mad he got pisserfit and had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Pisserfit by Jace555 May 4, 2009

pisserbitchcuckster 

an absolute cunt

exsistant entity: HUMAN_NAME_HERE is such a pisserbitchcuckster

pisserbitchcuckster by Zbra696969 July 7, 2019

Pissamist 

A person with a piss poor attitude.
Always looking at things thru skeptical eyes, expecting the worst.
Like Debbie Downer but knowingly irritating people who are trying to be positive.
The pissamist is particularly irritating to the visionary who is incapable of seeing details as they dream of new outlandish things to do without understanding or considering the magnitude of effort or cost to achieve their new dream.

My boss said I had a bad attitude for not supporting his new idea. Well, my personality test confirmed I was a pissamist and therefore it's not my fault that I'm not on board with his hairbrained idea.

Pissamist by Office Therapist September 19, 2019

pissamistic

The state of having to pee, and not being assured you will find a urine receptacle.

It's thirty miles to the next rest stop. I don't know if I'm gonna make it! I'm feeling pissamistic!

pissamistic by testebestie January 4, 2017

Pissimist

The tiny droplets of urine that gets on the toilet seat while pissing

"Is the glass half empty? Is it half full? Doesn't matter cuz it'll just end up being pissimist anyways"

Pissimist by WhiteRussian523 May 3, 2018

Pissimistic

Pessimism that pisses others

My boss is a pissimistic guy.

Pissimistic by rajivre October 22, 2008