Pissimist

The tiny droplets of urine that gets on the toilet seat while pissing

"Is the glass half empty? Is it half full? Doesn't matter cuz it'll just end up being pissimist anyways"

by WhiteRussian523 May 3, 2018

Pissimistic

Pessimism that pisses others

My boss is a pissimistic guy.

by rajivre October 22, 2008

pissimist

someone who insists on sharing their bad mood with everyone else, figuratively pissing in their corn flakes.

"She's such a pissimist! I wish she'd keep her bad vibe to herself."

by Michael Kurth December 30, 2008

pissimistic

Having a pessimistic attitude that generally pisses off others around you.

Why is he always going around saying bad things about me? He's acting really pissimistic!

by AJbeta October 19, 2008

pissimistic

From "pissy" + "pessimistic"; when someone exaggerates a situation to make it sound way worse than it actually is, typically to the point of everybody hating it. Often used for overly dramatic YouTube videos that claim that certain brands are dying.

Person 1: "Hey! That YouTuber made a video about how that video game brand is dying and that everybody is leaving it!"

Person 2: "Bro is being pissimistic."

by JoseGama12345 November 1, 2025

pissimistic

From "pissy" + "pessimistic"; pessimistic clickbait, when someone exaggerates a situation to make it sound way worse than it actually is, typically to the point of everybody hating it. Often used for overly dramatic YouTube videos that claim that certain brands are dying.

Person 1: "Hey! That YouTuber made a video about how that video game brand is dying and that everybody is leaving it!"

Person 2: "Bro is being pissimistic."

by JoseGama12345 November 1, 2025