pissbear

A fat ass man who's only purpose in life is to piss his pants in front of a stage.

Oh my god!
Look at that fat ass who's pissing on the stage!
He is a pissbear.

by pissybear March 17, 2023

pissboarding

A form of torture, similar to waterboarding, that influences compliance of a prisoner by subjecting them to the simulated experience of drowning. The interrogation subject is restrained and a sheet of fabric is wrapped over their face. Then, between 4 and 10 men simultaneously urinate on the prisoners face, which induces gagging and vomiting almost immediately. The prisoner typically begs to be executed after 3-4 seconds of pissboarding. Prisoners subjected to pissboarding often have mental scars that last a lifetime.

Chris: "Did the pissboarding get him to confess?"
Ed: "Who fuckin' cares? I've got another 12 beers to drink."

by dirtyjeff June 11, 2008

piss bear

A communal stuffed bear that you place near a freshly planted maple tree, after you have broken your seal you must piss on the piss bear

Hey james I gotta piss, better do it on the piss bear that CRKM got from that greasy carny.

by HateSickFux June 16, 2017

pissbaron

A word that defines somebody as a baron that takes on the name piss. The baron likes piss, he worships it and is a complete utter pissbaron.

To earn the title of "Pissbaron" you must play soul caliber against somebody, almost beat them by having a score of 3, whereas the other person has a score of 9, they think they will win but you come back and beat them 10-9. You have succesfully earned the title of "Pissbaron"

"OMG i thought i won that game but noo you came back you fucking pissbaron"

by peter alabaster October 9, 2007