piss wizzard

a person who is masterful at the art of piss

max is one mean piss wizzard bruv

by mageofwee March 11, 2007

Piss Wizzard

One who can consume large quantities of alchohol but still remain lucid

Gazza: timmo's the Piss Wizzard in the group hes a slab deep and could still fool the bouncer

by PissMagic December 8, 2017

Piss Wizard

Name coined by Twitter users for UK Prime Minister and smug Etonian, David Cameron.

Oi Cameron have it #pisswizard

That piss wizard's got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election

by VioletSkye April 21, 2013

piss wizard

Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.

Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.

by MadBob June 25, 2007

piss wizard

Someone who generally smells of urine quite badly. They are also pricts.

Hey hobbs man you stink of piss. Go the bog you smelly cunt.

by JaY January 23, 2003

Pishwizzard

A gay dude who is addicted to having piss poured all over his body and jacking off to the piss using it as lotion.

Girl one:Hi I’m here to tell you I’m selling cookies.
Dude two: Shut up you PISHWIZZARD

by Jason(King of the woman) February 11, 2020