piss wizzard
piss wizzard by mageofwee March 11, 2007
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Piss Wizzard
Piss Wizzard by PissMagic December 8, 2017
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Piss Wizard
Oi Cameron have it #pisswizard
That piss wizard's got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election
That piss wizard's got more chance of winning the x factor than the next election
Piss Wizard by VioletSkye April 21, 2013
piss wizard
Noun: a person, generally male and of post-pubescent age, who, as if by magic, makes a small quantity of beer into a large quantity of urine, to be dispensed at the urinal infuriatingly frequently.
Bob: 'Nother beer Bruno?
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
Bruno: Nah, ta, another 'un 'll break the seal and then I'll be back and forth like a piss wizard.
piss wizard by MadBob June 25, 2007
piss wizard
piss wizard by JaY January 23, 2003
Pishwizzard
A gay dude who is addicted to having piss poured all over his body and jacking off to the piss using it as lotion.
Pishwizzard by Jason(King of the woman) February 11, 2020
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