piss tramp 

When someone stinks or is an alcoholic every weekend

D****** the absolute “piss tramp”

piss tramp by Rhuts May 26, 2021

tramp piss 

Strong, cheap alcoholic beverages sold and drunk with the sole intention of temporarily relieving the drinker of his or her miserable existence. Almost always drunk by the homeless and unemployed and supplied by unscrupulous bastards in Off Licenses who keep a hidden supply of cold tins behind the counter for sale at £1.39 a pop.

Strictly speaking the term applies to White Lightning cider and its many even more disgusting imitations. It is erroneously applied to superstrength lager (Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew etc and to other drinks associated with the homeless and unemployed (English sherry, cheap vodka and even cheaper whisky)

I finally managed to drift off to sleep after drinking a four pack of tramp piss.

tramp piss by Brian Munich November 11, 2006

Pisstrumpet 

To arse around/about.
To act the fool/stupid

Stop pisstrumpeting around.
What are you pisstrumpeting about at?

Pisstrumpet by DoctorDark January 16, 2009

Pisscramps

A painful sensation in groin area caused when holding back a massive piss to forcefully restrict the sphincter from releasing an enormous fart.

This excruciating pain is typically experienced when in a bathroom that is within an earshot of people that under no circumstance should ever associate the sound of thick streaming urine, a deep vibrating bass-heavy fart and a blissful sigh of relief to you.

Yo Stacey's bathroom is in her bedroom and it's mad quiet in there so I'm going to go outside to take a piss and bust ass like a muhfucka. I ain't about to get pisscramps holding this shit back. If I happen to leave it's because I a pisscramp hit me hard and I shit in my pants. I'll be back after I throw my underwear in a tree. Peace!

Pisscramps by eddydef January 25, 2017