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Pisscramps

A painful sensation in groin area caused when holding back a massive piss to forcefully restrict the sphincter from releasing an enormous fart.

This excruciating pain is typically experienced when in a bathroom that is within an earshot of people that under no circumstance should ever associate the sound of thick streaming urine, a deep vibrating bass-heavy fart and a blissful sigh of relief to you.
Yo Stacey's bathroom is in her bedroom and it's mad quiet in there so I'm going to go outside to take a piss and bust ass like a muhfucka. I ain't about to get pisscramps holding this shit back. If I happen to leave it's because I a pisscramp hit me hard and I shit in my pants. I'll be back after I throw my underwear in a tree. Peace!
Pisscramps by eddydef January 25, 2017
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a clam that grows on your unmentionables after someone urinates upon them
hey you, sal rosenburg, you got get some pissclams now ya hear!
pissclams by ThisSiteIsRetarded July 30, 2003
The accumulation of urine and toilet paper chards left over and trapped in a the pubic hair of females. Especially notable when performing oral sex on a female.
I went down on this chic from the club last night and she had some serious pissclams!

Can I get a side of pissclams with that?
pissclams by gooty2 January 22, 2010
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