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Pisscramps

A painful sensation in groin area caused when holding back a massive piss to forcefully restrict the sphincter from releasing an enormous fart.

This excruciating pain is typically experienced when in a bathroom that is within an earshot of people that under no circumstance should ever associate the sound of thick streaming urine, a deep vibrating bass-heavy fart and a blissful sigh of relief to you.
Yo Stacey's bathroom is in her bedroom and it's mad quiet in there so I'm going to go outside to take a piss and bust ass like a muhfucka. I ain't about to get pisscramps holding this shit back. If I happen to leave it's because I a pisscramp hit me hard and I shit in my pants. I'll be back after I throw my underwear in a tree. Peace!
by eddydef January 25, 2017
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pissclams

a clam that grows on your unmentionables after someone urinates upon them
hey you, sal rosenburg, you got get some pissclams now ya hear!
by ThisSiteIsRetarded July 30, 2003
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pissclams

The accumulation of urine and toilet paper chards left over and trapped in a the pubic hair of females. Especially notable when performing oral sex on a female.
I went down on this chic from the club last night and she had some serious pissclams!

Can I get a side of pissclams with that?
by gooty2 January 22, 2010
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