piss pump

a penis

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

piss pumped

To get beat REALLY bad at something

"We got absolutely piss pumped by that team today"

by Chris January 8, 2004

German Piss Pump

While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.

Mary was sucking my cock and she gave me a German Piss Pump!

by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

jackin off

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

by skrats October 7, 2009

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

knuckle shuffle his piss pump

A hand job

I like him so much o the point I want to knuckle shuffle his piss pump

by lil spooky March 12, 2022

knuckle roll your piss pump

jerk off, bop the balogna, choke the chicken.

Sprague went to the bathroom to knuckle roll his piss pump.

Melissa was knuckle rolling my piss pump when I went to sleep.

You can leave and go knuckle roll your piss pump.

by rudy cox January 31, 2008