piss pump
a penis
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five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump
five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump by Jeff23 November 7, 2006
knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by skrats October 7, 2009
5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump
..to masturbate.
Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!
5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by Bangboy December 30, 2009
German Piss Pump
While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.
German Piss Pump by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009
knuckle roll your piss pump
Sprague went to the bathroom to knuckle roll his piss pump.
Melissa was knuckle rolling my piss pump when I went to sleep.
You can leave and go knuckle roll your piss pump.
Melissa was knuckle rolling my piss pump when I went to sleep.
You can leave and go knuckle roll your piss pump.
knuckle roll your piss pump by rudy cox January 31, 2008
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