piss proud 

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

piss proud by Jim July 19, 2004

pissproud

1. Being full of bravado with no real substance.

2. boastful, without the bollocks to back up their boasts

1 He's so pissproud, but can he fight?

2. Ignore him, he's just pissproud, he can't really do anything.

pissproud by Geordie John April 10, 2006

pissproud

a slang term for having a penile erection caused by an overfull urinary bladder. It is a condition typical of the early morning. aka "Morning Wood"

I was so pissproud the next morning, I had Beth rub one out.

pissproud by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005