piss proud

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

by Jim July 19, 2004

pissproud

1. Being full of bravado with no real substance.

2. boastful, without the bollocks to back up their boasts

1 He's so pissproud, but can he fight?

2. Ignore him, he's just pissproud, he can't really do anything.

by Geordie John April 10, 2006

pissproud

a slang term for having a penile erection caused by an overfull urinary bladder. It is a condition typical of the early morning. aka "Morning Wood"

I was so pissproud the next morning, I had Beth rub one out.

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005