pissproud

1. Being full of bravado with no real substance.

2. boastful, without the bollocks to back up their boasts

1 He's so pissproud, but can he fight?

2. Ignore him, he's just pissproud, he can't really do anything.

pissproud by Geordie John April 10, 2006

pissproud

a slang term for having a penile erection caused by an overfull urinary bladder. It is a condition typical of the early morning. aka "Morning Wood"

I was so pissproud the next morning, I had Beth rub one out.

pissproud by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

Pissrod

A baseball term, used when a batter hits a line drive so hard and straight that it looks like a pissrod. A pissrod is a boner (hard-on, chubby, stiffy, etc.) created by one needing to take a piss. Therefore, the straight trajectory of the ball looks like a boner, or a pissrod.

"I can't believe that pissrod was only a single."

Pissrod by Beastmode02 June 25, 2009

pisspour 

when something sucks a lot, or is just so unbelievably stupid. i.e. you just want to piss in a cup and pour it all over the person or object that sucks and tell them to "shut the fuck up" and stop sucking.

Guy 1: I keep getting rejected by that shawty
Guy 2: That's pisspour man, absolutely fuckin pisspour

pisspour by wordupgdown June 18, 2011

piss proud 

A term to describe waking up with a boner. See also morning glory

Simon: Whoa dude, what's going on under your sleeping bag?
Dave: Huh, what do you mean?
Simon: It looks like you've got a tent pole on the go!
Dave: Oh shit, I've got piss proud mate!

piss proud by Jim July 19, 2004

pisspond

When a water cooling solution is in such degredation that theres no point in replacing it.

Do you think your custom watercooling loop is turning into a pisspond? You should get that checked out before it's too late!

pisspond by cathode-ray-tube September 22, 2021

Pisspod 

1. An insult to hurt one's dignity.
2. An pod similar to StarWars Episode 4, escape pod full of urine.
3. A pod similar to those that grow on vines, full of urine.

"God dammit pisspod can't you do anything right?"

Pisspod by Some White Guy February 18, 2003