Piss Creek 

A luxurious bush found in B1 (Brown Camp) at Reading Festival 2008.

This bush was used by thousands of unhygeninc, mud ridden people, who just wanted a remote, yet satisfying area to do what they do best.

Piss Creek was owned by Tiny Camp (headed by King Thom and his rabid minions)

Piss Creek was also very versatile; sometimes becoming "Shit Creek", "Vomit Creek" and in desperate cases "Cum Creek".

A points system was used as an advertising ploy for Piss Creek, whereby a person could gain 10 points for "twosies" (current record holder is Little Steve with over 120 points).

"Hmm I'm in B1 and I'm at least 5 minutes away from the nearest toilet, but I'm about to PISS MYSELF, what ever shall I do?"

"FEAR NOT! PISS CREEK IS HERE! 10 POINTS FOR TWOSIES"

Piss Creek by James O H October 16, 2008

piss creek 

in a troublesome situation. often confused with shit creek ; one is said to be up piss creek without a paddle. unlike shit creek, piss creek should be used in only less serious situations. when possible a paddle is highly reccommend. originally piss creek most likely refered to the mississippi river.

dude 1 "if you're late for work today your gonna be up piss creek without a paddle"
dude 2 "can i borrow your piss paddle, maybe then i won't be so late"
dude 1 "sure, you'd better get paddling, or else tommorrow it'll be shit creek instead".

piss creek by na8 October 23, 2003

Dingo Piss Creek 

A river in the Australian outback, located somewhere between the Back of Bourke and the Black Stump.

I'm taking me new LandCruiser to Dingo Piss Creek on the long weekend.

Dingo Piss Creek by Robert Sanvagene September 5, 2021

piss cheeks

ass cheeks with piss on em

" omg dude did you hear about that dude with piss cheeks? "

" yeah bro he mad stanky "

piss cheeks by meepmeep1230 January 18, 2021

pisscreet 

(adj): to pee on the porcelain part of the toilet so as to dampen the sound and not draw attention to yourself.
(n): pisscretion

Rather than pee into the water and make a lot of noise, John decided to be pisscreet and pee on the side of the bowl.

Randy exercised some pisscretion by peeing onto the back of the urinal rather than directly into the water.

pisscreet by Sparky L Gagnuts, Esq January 27, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019