pisharmit 

piss + shit + fart + vomit

her flippity flappity luotuo lips were so encrusted with gravel that it made me pisharmit mah pantalones

pisharmit by luotuolips October 30, 2011

pishart 

To piss, shit and fart at the same time.

I LOLed so hard I pisharted mah pantalones.

pishart by wingwingstarstar April 6, 2011

pishart 

piss, shit and fart. at the same time.

I was laughing so hard that I pisharted.

pishart by greatestwhorealive March 21, 2011

pishart 

To shit and piss your pants while attempting to fart.

Jeremiah, being the jokester he was, attempted to leave a silent but deadly fart for his friends to delight in, but only succeeded in pisharting himself. Looks like the joke was on poor jeremiah!

pishart by xjakxthexripperx August 8, 2014

Pishart 

The trifecta of bodily waste functions. Best applied in a seated position. Particularly dangerous, messy and embarrassing for males standing at urinals.

Golly, Ralph, I was at the ball game and had to go so bad, I had to pishart in my shorts while standing in the bathroom line.

Pishart by bakersbrain March 11, 2020