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piss, shit and fart. at the same time.
I was laughing so hard that I pisharted.
pishart by greatestwhorealive March 21, 2011
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To shit and piss your pants while attempting to fart.
Jeremiah, being the jokester he was, attempted to leave a silent but deadly fart for his friends to delight in, but only succeeded in pisharting himself. Looks like the joke was on poor jeremiah!
pishart by xjakxthexripperx August 8, 2014
The trifecta of bodily waste functions. Best applied in a seated position. Particularly dangerous, messy and embarrassing for males standing at urinals.
Golly, Ralph, I was at the ball game and had to go so bad, I had to pishart in my shorts while standing in the bathroom line.
Pishart by bakersbrain March 11, 2020

pisharmit 

piss + shit + fart + vomit
her flippity flappity luotuo lips were so encrusted with gravel that it made me pisharmit mah pantalones
pisharmit by luotuolips October 30, 2011
When someone pisses, shits, and farts at the same time.
Person 1: Don't step there! That's where Caden psharted!
Person 2: Ewww...
Pshart by Infinity4 June 13, 2016

pishatoe 

A one of a kind, splendid Italian fella whom you would be lucky to marry. Usually attends all male schools, which tend to follow Catholic rituals. Pishatoe’s usually are located on the east coast, and follow a strict sleeping schedule. The families roots trace but to Ancient Rome. You will probably catch them eating an abundance of “s’ghetti” at family dinners held @ 5:25 p.m give or take a day. Pishatoes are usually quite the lookers their main focus being hair care, abdominal maintenance, and homemade face masks. They follow a strict non-soda diet, eating mostly organic fruits and veggies. I can assume that pishatoes regularly brush, floss, rinse, and repeat. In some cases pishatoes have a dirty habit of snap chatting while sitting upon the porcelain throne. Overall, everybody needs a pishatoe.
“Did you see that Italian over there? He’s quite the Pishatoe”- Jonas
pishatoe by Milf343 August 13, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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