(Australian Slang) An attractive woman. Often used to refer to large groups of young, possibly scantly clad girls (pipies)
Is often exclaimed upon sightings of either indivuals or group of "pipies"
Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
Is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time
Credit: Tom Segura
Beeman
Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.