pintsmanship

The ability to hold one's beer without spilling it all over the shop.

Animal spills his beer all over Tres.
Big Bird: Mate that's terrible pintsmanship.

by MCC_TRES September 16, 2009

penismanship

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014