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pinkying
pinkying by rosebud456 July 11, 2015
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King of Wishful Pinking
A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.
Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.
Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.
Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.
King of Wishful Pinking by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013
pinkling
You call someone a pinkling when you are pissed off at them, and they are being a little cunt nozzle piece of shit.
Snow Pinking
The act of knowingly and purposely spreading syphilis and gorarrea to others around the holiday season. This is usually done at office, workplace and school Christmas parties. In the twisted mind of the snow pinker, they are merely giving the gift that keeps giving.
Hey, pal, don't hook up with that holiday hottie! She's been snow pinking since she got here! Last year, she caught me under the mistletoe, and when she was finished with me, it took MONTHS before I could pee without fear again!!!
Snow Pinking by mfnman1269 January 16, 2011
Pinking
Verb.
1. It's a thing when a woman is aroused so much that her labia presents itself.
2. Something fun to say aloud in the middle of a quiet office setting.
1. It's a thing when a woman is aroused so much that her labia presents itself.
2. Something fun to say aloud in the middle of a quiet office setting.
Pinking Out
Being Emotional(EMO). Childish, Whiney, Drama Creator.
Paladins in WoW have pink letters in the chat interface.
Paladins in WoW have pink letters in the chat interface.
Pinking Out by Finkelstein area52 February 23, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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