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Pink Eye 

Pink Eye is when a guy Nuts all over a bitches face and it gets into her eye causing irritation and a pink color to appear.
Dude! I just gave this that bitch pink eye!
Pink Eye by Josh March 9, 2005

Pink Eye 

When someone farts in your face, causing poo particles to enter the eye, making it go pink.
Josh got pink eye when Shelly farted on his face as a joke.

Pink Eye by RethSogen November 5, 2008

Pink Eye 

Forceably holding open your partners eye then ejaculating into it.
Aquanetta going to have to go to the eye doctor to get her eye opened up. I glued that bitch's eye shut tight after giving her the Pink Eye.
Pink Eye by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010

pink eye 

According to a Marine DI, pink eye is caused by "direct ballsack to eye contact".
Recruit: Sir, this recruit has pink eye and needs to see the corpmans
DI: Really? You know how you get pink eye? Direct ballsack to eye contact.
pink eye by The-Jarhead December 28, 2005

pink eye 

he just got pink eyed
pink eye by ninja alasandria January 13, 2008

pink eye 

The condition of being extremely horny and wanting to do a girl in her vagina. As opposed to Stink Eye, which is also being very horny but wanting to do a girl in the pooper.
Jeff hadn't gotten any action for months. So when he saw this hot girl across the room, he got a severe case of pink eye.
pink eye by spissatus December 2, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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