2 definitions by The-Jarhead

pink eye

According to a Marine DI, pink eye is caused by "direct ballsack to eye contact".

Recruit: Sir, this recruit has pink eye and needs to see the corpmans
DI: Really? You know how you get pink eye? Direct ballsack to eye contact.

by The-Jarhead December 13, 2005

sheeple

What kids and teenagers have become because of the liberal and socialist takeover of academia at all levels.

By the time your typical teenager goes to college, they have reached the full level of sheepleness.

by The-Jarhead December 16, 2004