spissatus's definitions

sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

by spissatus February 4, 2010

huffy

a skank who likes have sex with virgin males.

you see that girl? She's been the first bang for every dude in the school. She's a Huffy.

Yeah dude, she's totally a popular first bicycle for young boys.

by spissatus June 5, 2009

Class Action

Successfully achieving sexual relations with members of one's own academic class.

Have you heard Billy has slept with his 10th girl in our med school class?

Yeah man, Billy's really getting some Class Action.

by spissatus November 23, 2009

Left It and Slept It

To have sex with a girl by finishing inside, then immediately falling asleep. As opposed to Hit It and Quit It or Toot It & Boot It.

Dude I was so tired from patying last night, I just went to Ashley's place and Left It and Slept It.

by spissatus August 30, 2010

stink eye

The condition of being extremely horny and wanting to do a girl in her pooper. As opposed to Pink Eye, which is also being very horny but wanting to do a girl in the vagina.

The rapper Juvenile exhibits a severe case of the Stink Eye: "Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up/You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up/Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up/Hoe, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up"

by spissatus February 4, 2014

pink eye

The condition of being extremely horny and wanting to do a girl in her vagina. As opposed to Stink Eye, which is also being very horny but wanting to do a girl in the pooper.

Jeff hadn't gotten any action for months. So when he saw this hot girl across the room, he got a severe case of pink eye.

by spissatus December 2, 2013

Game of Thrones

A situation in which a person has bad diarrhea and must move from one toilet to another all day. Effectively staking his claim on every "throne" in sight.

Oh man..... I should not have eaten that sushi enchilada taco with extra beans last night. I feel like I'm going to play Game of Thrones all day today.

by spissatus December 2, 2013