achieving a state of inebriation that is pleasant, without becoming drunk, for many hours while in a club or a lounge. Also stated as running a good buzz.
by spissatus October 30, 2011
you see that girl? She's been the first bang for every dude in the school. She's a Huffy.
Yeah dude, she's totally a popular first bicycle for young boys.
Yeah dude, she's totally a popular first bicycle for young boys.
by spissatus June 05, 2009
The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.
Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.
by spissatus February 16, 2019
A situation in which a person has bad diarrhea and must move from one toilet to another all day. Effectively staking his claim on every "throne" in sight.
Oh man..... I should not have eaten that sushi enchilada taco with extra beans last night. I feel like I'm going to play Game of Thrones all day today.
by spissatus December 02, 2013
To have sex with a girl by finishing inside, then immediately falling asleep. As opposed to Hit It and Quit It or Toot It & Boot It.
Dude I was so tired from patying last night, I just went to Ashley's place and Left It and Slept It.
by spissatus August 30, 2010
verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.
Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.
by spissatus February 04, 2010
The condition of being extremely horny and wanting to do a girl in her vagina. As opposed to Stink Eye, which is also being very horny but wanting to do a girl in the pooper.
Jeff hadn't gotten any action for months. So when he saw this hot girl across the room, he got a severe case of pink eye.
by spissatus December 02, 2013