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huffy

a skank who likes have sex with virgin males.
you see that girl? She's been the first bang for every dude in the school. She's a Huffy.

Yeah dude, she's totally a popular first bicycle for young boys.
by spissatus June 5, 2009
mugGet the huffymug.

stink eye

The condition of being extremely horny and wanting to do a girl in her pooper. As opposed to Pink Eye, which is also being very horny but wanting to do a girl in the vagina.
The rapper Juvenile exhibits a severe case of the Stink Eye: "Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up/You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up/Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up/Hoe, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up"
by spissatus February 4, 2014
mugGet the stink eyemug.

lounge drunk

achieving a state of inebriation that is pleasant, without becoming drunk, for many hours while in a club or a lounge. Also stated as running a good buzz.
So there we were, chillin on a rooftop downtown yesterday getting lounge drunk and smoking blunts.
by spissatus October 30, 2011
mugGet the lounge drunkmug.

Class Action

Successfully achieving sexual relations with members of one's own academic class.
Have you heard Billy has slept with his 10th girl in our med school class?

Yeah man, Billy's really getting some Class Action.
by spissatus November 23, 2009
mugGet the Class Actionmug.

pink eye

The condition of being extremely horny and wanting to do a girl in her vagina. As opposed to Stink Eye, which is also being very horny but wanting to do a girl in the pooper.
Jeff hadn't gotten any action for months. So when he saw this hot girl across the room, he got a severe case of pink eye.
by spissatus December 2, 2013
mugGet the pink eyemug.

Left It and Slept It

To have sex with a girl by finishing inside, then immediately falling asleep. As opposed to Hit It and Quit It or Toot It & Boot It.
Dude I was so tired from patying last night, I just went to Ashley's place and Left It and Slept It.
by spissatus August 30, 2010
mugGet the Left It and Slept Itmug.

President Glans

The popular term for Donald Trump. Because dickhead is too vulgar, Glans is more elegant.
The Christmas 2018 government shutdown was the doing of President Glans.
by spissatus December 29, 2018
mugGet the President Glansmug.

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