spissatus's definitions

Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.

Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.

by spissatus February 16, 2019

President Glans

The popular term for Donald Trump. Because dickhead is too vulgar, Glans is more elegant.

The Christmas 2018 government shutdown was the doing of President Glans.

by spissatus December 29, 2018

stink eye

The condition of being extremely horny and wanting to do a girl in her pooper. As opposed to Pink Eye, which is also being very horny but wanting to do a girl in the vagina.

The rapper Juvenile exhibits a severe case of the Stink Eye: "Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up/You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that azz up/Call me Big Daddy when you back that azz up/Hoe, who is you playin wit? Back that azz up"

by spissatus February 4, 2014

pink eye

The condition of being extremely horny and wanting to do a girl in her vagina. As opposed to Stink Eye, which is also being very horny but wanting to do a girl in the pooper.

Jeff hadn't gotten any action for months. So when he saw this hot girl across the room, he got a severe case of pink eye.

by spissatus December 2, 2013

Game of Thrones

A situation in which a person has bad diarrhea and must move from one toilet to another all day. Effectively staking his claim on every "throne" in sight.

Oh man..... I should not have eaten that sushi enchilada taco with extra beans last night. I feel like I'm going to play Game of Thrones all day today.

by spissatus December 2, 2013

lounge drunk

achieving a state of inebriation that is pleasant, without becoming drunk, for many hours while in a club or a lounge. Also stated as running a good buzz.

So there we were, chillin on a rooftop downtown yesterday getting lounge drunk and smoking blunts.

by spissatus October 30, 2011

Left It and Slept It

To have sex with a girl by finishing inside, then immediately falling asleep. As opposed to Hit It and Quit It or Toot It & Boot It.

Dude I was so tired from patying last night, I just went to Ashley's place and Left It and Slept It.

by spissatus August 30, 2010