ping-ball 

n. A game played in a raquetball court by three super awesome dudes with a ping-pong ball and 3 ping-pong raquets.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.

2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.

3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"

4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.

5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.

Hey dude, let's go play ping-ball at the rec unless somebody else has the court.

ping-ball by SuperCameron March 29, 2003

pink ping pong ball 

An extremely large anal bead that gets stuck inside you for weeks at a time.

I used a pink ping pong ball last night. It felt so good.

pink ping pong ball by Louis Schimd October 1, 2017

Ping pong ball season 

Late fall, winter and early spring in the upper Midwest. The name derives from the off-white sky, horizon and ground that makes delineating the three virtually impossible. One feels that they are trapped inside of a table tennis ball.

"I can't stand this weather. Everything is coated with the same awful color."

"That's what you get this time of year in Cleveland. What did you expect? It's ping pong ball season."

Ping pong ball season by Cirdellin January 4, 2010

Ping Bong Ball 

A variant of a Ping Pong Ball. Made of heavy steel. Instead of being used for Ping Pong, it's used to pelt at the local mailman to make him agitated and not give you/your parents the mail.

Bro, I love using Ping Bong Balls to make the mailman super mad. It's super funny to get a reaction out of him.

Ping Bong Ball by Medium Mac April 28, 2022

ping pong ball 

I honestly have no idea why you searched this up... Anyways, I'll actually give you a definition because I have nothing better to do. Ping pong ball, A noun. A ping pong ball is a round solid object that is usually used to play table tennis.

Millie: Why do you like to play Animal Crossing so much?
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Aiko: Well, because it's fun and I like fun things... Also, I'm going to say something about a ping pong ball because someone searched it up, and they probably want to know what it is.
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Millie: That has nothing to do with what I asked you, but thanks for at least answering my question.
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Aiko: When I was little, I threw a ping pong ball on top of the roof on my house.

ping pong ball by Hi I'm Tori And I Hate Rhymes July 19, 2021

Ping-pong Ball Fallacy

A specific variant that casts the argument itself as the mindless, bouncing object being hit back and forth without agency or resolution. It portrays the points being made as inherently empty or trivial—just a "ball" in a silly game. This dehumanizes the debaters and trivializes their stakes, suggesting the topic is frivolous and the participants are just keeping it alive for sport.

Example: During a serious policy debate on healthcare, one side presents a cost analysis. The opponent replies, "We're not doing this. I'm not your ping-pong ball fallacy. I won't keep bouncing this same tired argument back and forth so you can feel like you're playing a game." This reframes a substantive exchange as a trivial volley, attempting to unilaterally declare the topic beneath consideration.

Ping-pong Ball Fallacy by Dumuabzu February 3, 2026

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick 

simply a long insult

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick by Austin D August 30, 2006