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The term for a typical person, derived from the English words "pineapple" and "nut"— or so it seems. For all we know, it could be a joke made from a pinecone.

It can be used as an insult, or just when you've run out of words to describe a run-of-the-mill, completely normal human being. It could even be a compliment, depending on your usage of the word.

Or perhaps, pineut is the new fruit/nut.
NEUTRAL I am but a raccoon-flavored pineut.
COMPLIMENT She's such a pineut to be around, I love her!
INSULT You pineuts are really ticking me off...
pineut by koronasukopii April 14, 2021
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This definition was inspired by my Lady putting to test whether or not the scientific claim about how a woman, who repeatedly consumes pineapple 🍍, will undergo a perceivable shift in the biochemistry of her nectar, is indeed valid. Yes, after merely 2 weeks' time, her already-heavenly-blissful secretions HAVE taken on a different (more aqueous) composition/texture, a bit of a more faint coloration, AND an even-sweeter taste!!! Yes, the already-legendary "poontang" truly has a new, more-enjoyably-sweet-tasting version! This entirely-welcome, delightful twist wasn't at all difficult to bring to fruition (no pun intended)!
On this virtually solar-hot Summer day, NOTHING could more suitably slake my thirst than a healthy does of her luscious pinetang!!
pinetang by Eminentissimo May 16, 2023
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pinetree721 

A stupid blockhead gmod tiktoker (also known as the sex destroyer) who is friends with a skeleton
TheEpicGmodBoi: “cookies bombed out house again”
Pinetree721: “ok”

Pinetreesexual 

Bill Cipher's sexuality in any Billdip fanfic.
Bill Cipher is Pinetreesexual for his sweet little Dipper.

Pinguting 

When a Pingu needs some poon
That man, he got some Pinguting action right there lad
Pinguting by Gwrath February 25, 2017
A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.
What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett
Pinetard by Westest Texan June 16, 2018
Boy is that guy pinet!
pinet by Maxwell15 March 13, 2008