One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.
If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.
Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(
Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.
someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.
"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"
"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."
Ten pinter or whatever comes before ten, E.G. an eight pinter or six or five pinter. Is used to decribe how many pints of beer you would need to drink to have sex with a woman. If she,s really monsterous and hugely fat and nasty then she would probably qualify for being a ten pinter. A five pinter might be just plain with goofy teeth and a double chin or saggy tits and amaciated legs.