The penanggalan is a species of vampire from malaysia, and consists of a woman's head trailing a full set of body organs (or sometimes just the digestive tract). It feeds exclusively on the blood of children, esspecially unborn babies (which results in a misscarriage). It can squeeze through the tiniest of openings, manipulate its intestines like tentacles, and fears only thorns (for very obvious reasons). In some legends the penanggalan returns to a hollow, headless body by day but can only fit back inside after soaking in vinegar. They will usually employ slaves to gaurd this body while they're gone.
The penanggalan kicks twilight's sparklefaggots asses anytime.
"...And when I bought itnot half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"
(Noun, Verb, Adjective)
(Verb) To extremely pwn a person or thing. Usually said when a funny matter happens concurring to the pwning event. (Past tense: Pwnangutan'd)
(Adjective) Used to describe a person or thing that totally pwns in an eccentric way.
(Noun) A Person or a thing that totally pwns in a funny yet attractive way.
(Verb; Past tense) "I totally pwnangutan'd that noob"
(Adjective) "That pro was a total pwnangutan, he pwned all those newbs with a single blow!"
(Noun) "That pwnangutan is named Joe Shmoe, he pwns so hard that all those noobs can't even touch him.