n. An aftereffect of excessive alcohol consumption characterised by paranoia, and usually caused by a lack of memory, specifically of the previous night's events.
Person1: Mate what happened last night, did I fuck everything up with that girl?
Person2: Nah mate she's well on it, you just have a bit of a prangover.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"