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Quantum Pill Bug

It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space. Can also describe a really annoying rolley-polley if it deletes reality.
Me:One time my foot was deleted by a Quantum Pill Bug
Friend:......How?..and What?

Me:It's a rolley-polley that bends time and space! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW!?

pillbugging 

Any attempt to "roll up and hide" from confrontation or pretend it doesn't exist.
Damn, look at Dan! That guy called him on his chat addiction and he's just pillbugging it!
pillbugging by MATTHEWSANDIEGO February 27, 2009
1. A smell that resembles moth balls or burning plastic

2. An insult used towards people that look funky
Ew, this store smells like pillbugs”
“Rebecca looks like SUCH a pillbug”
Pillbugs by diamondcat28 April 24, 2018

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026