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Pilgrammed

Pilgrammed is an open-world RPG game. You can craft guns and armor.
A great game on a gaming platform where you steal your mom's credit card to look cool. (Roblox)
Guy 1: "I hate Pilgrammed for making Old Fart so easy."
Guy 2: "Can you send me your Pilgrammed build? I only deal 50 damage per hit with the six shooter."
by jobeism February 27, 2023
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Hop On Pilgrammed

A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on pilgrammed on roblox and do rough bum sex
Yo bro hop on pilgrammed

Sure bro *pulls down pants and begins to get bum fucked*
by Pilgrammed man May 6, 2023
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Programmed Retail Response

The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.
Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:

(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"

(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007
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Pilgrimed

A term to replace sexual words with something that sounds innocent
Joe: Dude I totally Pilgrimed this woman last night!
Bob: Wow did she pilgrim all over the place?

John: I got Pilgrim juice all over myself!

Kathy: I was Pilgriming so hard last night, I broke a nail!
by Jonnyboy772 June 27, 2009
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biologically programmed as a woman

Biologically programmed- (women)
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.
It's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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biologically programmed

Biologically programmed- (men)

A blanket term meant to absolve men of all responsibility for being sexually reckless, pussy-obsessed sleazeballs. Finding justification in the fact that since men indeed are programmed to impregnate as many women as possible, it gives them free license to lie/manipulate/hoodwink/hornswoggle as many females as possible into believing that they are either genuine people or genuinely desirable up until the time when the woman (who, believe me, is looking for an excuse to get her pussy stretched anyways) finally says 'oh what the hell' and fucks him. This includes pretending to be a nice guy, lying about having a girlfriend, or feigning interest in the girl as a person until she lets her feeble "she-guard" down and opens the flood gates to her vagina.
Tiger is NOT a sex addict: he's doing what all men are biologically programmed to do, which is fuck as many fine bitches as he can on his short time on Earth.
by Bwahaha2010 May 10, 2010
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Pilgrimed

1. A word used to replace the word "pwnd" or "owned." Can sometimes be used to replace the word "FAIL."

2. A word commonly used to describe the death of a total noob.

3. Can also be Double Pilgrimed.
"...and so I punched him in the dick and was all like 'PILGRIMED!'"
by The Fudge Hog July 7, 2009
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