Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another
bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of
chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the
grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "
hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it'
s not mick - know what I mean?"