pikeyfied clothes Share definition Flag Clothes that have dirt, tomato kethcup, beer, wankstains and sweat over them. The result of wearing the same garments several days in a row. Call the footman! I have pikeyfied my clothes after spending a weekend in Greece and need new ones. pikeyfied clothes by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004 Get the pikeyfied clothes mug.