pig in blanket 

To masturbate/Jack off/Pull Wire/choke the chicken with Womans Hair.
Long Hair is required.You then wrap the hair around your penis as many times as possible and begin to masturbate. This Is a good way to jack of since no lube is required.
Take care not to Blow your load into her hair, Bitches be hating that.

Terry: I cant wait for my girlfriend to fall asleep tonight.
Billy: Why?
Terry: Cause I'm Horny as hell and I'm going to give myself a pig in blanket while she's asleep.

pig in blanket by KeepItTidy February 12, 2008

Pig in blanket 

another term for penis in a sock

Guy: Hey come check out my awesome pig in blanket.
Girl: With Pleasure.

Pig in blanket by AlehouseMaximum January 20, 2008

pig in a blanket 

1. playful slang for an uncircumcised or intact penis with a long, thick foreskin covering most or all of the glans or head.
2. (USA) a tasty oven baked junk finger food hors d'ouvre made by wrapping a Vienna sausage in canned Pillsbury (or similar) biscuit dough so that only the very tip ends of the sausage are visable.

Tiger Woods may perform like a real workhorse on the back nine holes, but I'll bet that Sergio Garcia has a nice little pig in a blanket for the crucial shots.

pig in a blanket by A. Hick September 7, 2008

Pig in a blanket 

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

Pig in a blanket by Martin March 16, 2005

Pig In a Blanket 

when you take the excess skin on your ballsack, and stretch it around your penis and make it touch your other ball. usually only done by people with only one testicle since they have the extra skin from where the original nut used to be.

worth 4 points in the penis showing game.

I got mark with the pig in a blanket. it was awesome.

Pig In a Blanket by xzbvbnmvjn March 27, 2008

pig in a blanket 

When during sexual intercoure, a man (usually a white man) pokes his penis through the hole in his boxers rather than taking them off.

She was too impatient for the full monty so she took IT pig in a blanket.

pig in a blanket by KSense January 26, 2009

pig in a blanket 

When a guy sticks his up between a girl's, or a fat guy's boobs

Last night when my pants fell down, I shit my pants. Pig in a blanket...

pig in a blanket by Nick757 February 14, 2006