pifs

A word Amber uses when she is sexually frustrated and requiring orfice attention.

I need to be piffed
Someone come pif me

by ITB March 25, 2003

D.H.PIFs

Acronym for Desperately Hip Psuedo Intellectual Frames.
any of the multitudes of ubiquitous stylized rectangular (usually plastic) eye glass frames worn in an pathetic attempt to give the impression of sophistication, intelligence and/or "cool"

"Wow, K! Nice D.H.PIFs ! you am must be wicked smat' and pop-lur nowzya wearing those.!
' (snort)

by bjs October 2, 2006

pifsnits

A word used when something doesn't work out or you are irritated.

Ah, pifsnits, I dropped my phone!

by Barabus booty November 3, 2017