Pie Man 

Also known as Homer Simpson aka Mr. X aka Homer Sampson aka Homer Thompson.

"Look out! Here comes Pie Man! And there's his sidekick, The Cupcake Kid! (Bart)

Pie Man by G-Union May 4, 2004

pie man 

A term for a man that jizzes on your face.

“Last night my boyfriend busted a nut all over my face. He became my pie man.”

pie man by magley mccaul May 31, 2020

pie-man

a wordlard-arse

Fuck me, Sgt Mark Kersley (RAMC, att 2 RGBW) is a right pie-man

pie-man by rooster September 9, 2003

Pie Man Special 

It's when you invite a nice girl over to your apartment for a romantic evening. You bake her a delicious pie, maybe apple or blueberry. While eating said pie, maybe sip on a creamy alcoholic beverage, such as bailey's or rumchatta. Then you DO IT missionary style while you think about your fantasy football team.

Ryan decided to drop Jay Cutler while giving his girl the "Pie Man Special."

Pie Man Special by 182hahahaha December 15, 2017

Pie Man’s White Xmas

The act of a man, Weege, ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex from Frank and then slapping him in the face with it!

Yo, last night was so amazing. Weege gave Frank a white Xmas to remember! It was a Pie Man’s White Xmas!

Pie Man’s White Xmas by Patrick Ardeer December 24, 2025

Choco Pie Man

Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”

This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.

Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.

Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.

“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man

Choco Pie Man by Drapen March 31, 2022

Man pie 

N.
A man who is considered sexually attractive.
Make a woman say..

"I wanna piece of that man pie"

Man pie by Stefdan November 8, 2006