piddle wank
The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.
piddle wank by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008
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Paddle Wanker
A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.
1) Whats the new kid like?
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!
He's such a Paddle Wanker!
2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....
...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore
Paddle Wanker by VeTe January 8, 2012
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Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
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jerb
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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