picnic table 

the act of bending a girl over doggie-style and having sex while eating a full four course meal on her back

Dude, I would totally picnic table the shit out of Brandon's mom!

picnic table by Jim115160 July 18, 2012

picnic table  

To fornicate with an unknown member of the opposite sex in a public or inappropriate location.

"I want to picnic table some honies tonight."

picnic table by Ms. Hot Pants July 19, 2007

Picnic Table Shirt 

A Picnic Table Shirt are shirts worn by guys at many bars & clubs around the world. The reason they are called Picnic Table Shirts is because they look very similar to how a picnic table cloth looks. Anything Plaid or Flannel qualifies as a picnic table shirt. They come in short sleeve and long sleeve button downs. Try to avoid this awful current trend.

These Guys often wear very tight skinny jeans that are tighter then anything your girlfriend would wear.

When at a club or bar hanging out with friends you will notice a group of guys wearing the same kind of shirts similar to the kind of shirts you would see on a picnic table cloth.

One of your friends will go is that Paul Bunyan? Your next friend will go I don't think they are lumberjacks. Then you'll reply that they are wearing a picnic table shirt.

Picnic Table Shirt by Ryder65 December 16, 2011

Picnic table crew 

A crew that assembles to light up a bowl and get ubber high consists of awesome college kids

Sara via text is the picnic table crew going to meet

Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness

Picnic table crew by jong kerr April 18, 2011

Indoneisian Picnic Table 

when two guys are having sex with a woman, one proceeding to stick it in the vag and the other the mouth holding her up with their penis's

dude we had such hardcore sex last night that we held her up....with our dicks

Yeah dude we indoneisian picnic tabled her alllll night

Indoneisian Picnic Table by 12younger November 20, 2009

Lake House Picnic Table 

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

Lake House Picnic Table by phillyp1 December 29, 2023