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pickled dick 

a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.
That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.
pickled dick by smartypants678 March 29, 2007
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Pickled Dick 

The act of peeing in someone's rectum, usually while having anal sex (mainly gay). The Penis then becomes 'Pickled' due to it being stuck in an anus with urine.
1. Bob pissed in John's asshole and made a pickled dick.

2. Suzzie got mad when Eric accidentally urinated in her butt while having anal sex for making a pickled dick
Pickled Dick by Kraldasicko August 19, 2012

Pickled-dick 

noun,

1. a pussy-fermented penis.

2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.
Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."

Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"
Pickled-dick by dandy dankler May 22, 2018

pickle dick 

an infected penis, covered in genital warts. (from the latin term bumpus cockerus).
if you don't want pickle dick, wear a hard hat before entering a cum dumpster!!
pickle dick by John546 May 21, 2007

Pickle Dick 

A notorious ladies man, or "player" who is known to carry STD's/STI's
or
The state of having a penis with herpes, warts, or other sexually transmitted sores/rashes
Girl, stay away from Richard. He a pickle dick!
Ya boy, I fucked Cassie and now I got pickle dick!
Pickle Dick by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

Spotted pickle dick 

A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.
Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.
Spotted pickle dick by TrollN8R January 9, 2012

pickle dick 

its when a person has a very green penis, but it can also be used as a swear word like for example.
Stop eating my pasta you pickle dick!
pickle dick by en fjant April 27, 2022
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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