pick me V.S. pick me

the pick me battle will go down in...
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pick me girl 1: lmaoo you actually think the boys like you, i only hang out with boys to avoid girls like you.

pick me girl 2: oh yeah? well at least i'm not wearing ANY makeup to cover my acne. i'm all natural

pick me girl 1: natural my ass. i see those fake eyelashes. u white bitch, can't even have long natural lashes like me!

pick me girl 2: lmao ok. just shut the fuck up and go back in the kitchen you whore.

pick me girl 1: aww sweetie pie seems to forget she's a girl too!! girls like you shouldn't have never been given the opportunity to vote

pick me girl 2: pleaseee, i can do much more than you, thats why my vote counts. i bet you can't even skate, or play games.

pick me girl 1: oh, but i can. i can skate, play video games, and i even wear baggy clothes. are you shocked?

pick me girl 2: you're such a pick me girl

pick me girl 1: kill yourself.

-pick me V.S. pick me

pick me V.S. pick me by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

Pick me slave 

The sumo of the slave world. The slave that always says “pick me master.” Which means they think they will get something extra out of being a simp to the master

Friend #1 “who wants to go get me another beer.”
Friend #2 “pick me I’ll do it.”

Friend #3 “shut the fuck up friend #2 you’re such a fucking pick me slave.”

Pick me slave by Charmaxxxx October 20, 2020

Pick Me Girl Syndrome

When someone acts like a pick me girl, saying the words "teehee", copying people's video edits, brainwashing people, thinking your most important over everyone.

Side effects may include,
- anger
- nausea
- memory loss
- high pitched voice
- losing long-time friends
- multiple crushes on people

Oh no! You have pick me girl syndrome! Quick! To the hospital!

Pick Me Girl Syndrome by dessaesthetic November 11, 2022

Ten go pick a son in me cool low 

You just said your ass is itchy in Spanish

Me: scratches ass vigorously like SMG4 mario.
TEN GO PICK A SON IN ME COOL LOW AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Ten go pick a son in me cool low by PaulDeLOL December 11, 2020

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing. 

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing. 

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc. 

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025