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Phunting 

The act of holding a door far to early for someone and possibly making them hurry for your convenience.
It was so annoying! Yesterday on my crouches I was slowly making my way to the front door of Chipotle, and when I was about 50 feet away, some Puerto Rican guy held the door for me. I had to crutch my way fast so he could hold it for me and leave. What a Phunt!

Bro it was so funny, I was Phunting this guy yesterday on crutches and he was like "OH MY GOD I HAVE TO HURRY" and he almost fell just for my convenience.
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phuonglien 

Probably the koolest human being on planet earth. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet! Hence me saying there is only one that you will ever meet. Her BEST FRIEND is abbie. Abbie loves her very very much and thinks that Lien is probably the BEST THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. Lien can be a little crazy at times. Especially when it’s 3 am and you are working on projects that are due the next day, or in an airport trying not to get lost! She gets ALL the guys. She also makes the funniest jokes, and starts to laugh (cry) with literally anything! Overall if you meet a Phuonglien know that you are one lucky person. Never leave her and make sure you tell her hoooow muchhhh you LOVE her! :)
Abbie loves Phuonglien! :)
phuonglien by Abbi.ie December 29, 2019

punctient  

punctientpunk-shint: a sound that is very deceiving in its carrying range.
grandma's farts have been especially punctient this morning at church.
punctient by oogly-boogly April 2, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026