phronge 

a. the feeling you get when someone says the perfect thing at just the right time to make your problems evaporate and fill your heart with joy

b. an extraordinarily talented, humble individual, not willing to showcase, but willing to share their talents with a few select close friends.

a. My day was shit until you phronged me with flowers and that note.

b. Who knew Ted was such a phronge, I've known him for years and this is the first time I saw him juggle flaming chainsaws while tap dancing on a high wire strung over a rabid sharks' tank.

phronge by silasgray May 15, 2013

phroge

The best animal

Phroge good

phroge by A stout kid November 5, 2020

Phoonge

A Phoonge or Foonge is a sour look on ones face. A look of malcontent or distain. pronounced (foo-nge)

I can see by the Phoonge on your face you must be having a most terrible day.

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Seriously, please wipe that Phoonge off of your face... you're starting to bring me down.

Phoonge by Brilliantlights July 3, 2011

Twin pronged attack 

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

Twin pronged attack by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

pronger 

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

pronger by cokemidget January 21, 2008

Pronger 

A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.

Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.

Pronger by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006

phranger 

A condom. See the mis-spelled franger

She wasn't on the pill so i had to tarp the load with a phranger

phranger by drew christx May 3, 2005